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Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
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Move over, Ryan Gosling—coming out of the cage with over 400 pounds of raw muscle and a 17-year-old smile with enough sex appeal to make Jane Goodall weak in the knees, Harambe was the total package. He’s gone now, but while wearing this one-of-a-kind, honorary t-shirt, your pheromones won’t forget...
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Hissss. Am scary snek. Am much venom. If you heck with snek, snek heck with you. So no step on snek!
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"Go on," I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f*ck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into cool air. "You're free now." My last f*ck has gone. I have none left to give.
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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to show your gains to everybody you meet.
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If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
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What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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