ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Ain't no party like a working party because a working party don't stop!
9 reviews
The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
9 reviews
Don't be a... Chicken sucker..? Nah... A rooster lollipop..? No... Hmm, I'm stumped.
Aren't Mondays the worst? Who wants to be a standstill on the freeway, subjected to talk radio, and sweating your balls off? If I'm going to be sweating, I'd rather be out killing terrorists. Anything is better than the freeway.
"Take me to the brig. I want to see the real Marines!"
1 review
You'll have no more concerns once you put this tank on. Cry Chaos and let slip the gains of war! Knife hands not included.
2 reviews
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to show your gains to everybody you meet.
Once a Marine, always a Marine -- even on St. Patrick's Day! I might get so drunk I have to crawl home, but I'll crawl like a Marine. I better start practicing my Chesty Crawl now!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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