I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.


George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.


George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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07/13/2020
Norton M.
United States United States
Awesome product

I had to buy another pair of these awesome silkies. My ex has my first pair and didn't give them back so just ordered another pair. I warned my niece that I would embarrass her by wearing them when we go on walks.

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07/13/2020
Ronald G.
United States United States
Pure Freedom!!!

If you want to put a little freedom in your life try these.

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07/05/2020
Marc
United States United States
Freedom knows no length

Wear these with pride and confidence and the eagles will scream your name and redcoats will roll in their pitiful graves.

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06/16/2020
Justin
United States United States
Smooth like butta!!

Amazing quality and fit! The only way to go if you’re a true Merican!! Extra small size only!

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JM
03/15/2020
Jarred M.
SofterNsh*t

These silkies are the most comfortable price of clothing you’ll ever strap to your bosom. They’re so soft you’ll wanna take them off and cuddle with them like a baby’s favorite blanket. :grin:

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