I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.


George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.


George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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BV
11/20/2020
Bill V.
United States United States
**** yeah

**** yeah Merica

GB
11/19/2020
Geoffrey B.
United States United States
Great swim trunks

I use these as swim trunks, love them.

AR
10/13/2020
Andrew R.
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O-M-F-G

Most comfortable silks I’ve ever worn!

SS
09/03/2020
Steve S.
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Awesome!

My wife loves them on me!

GS
09/02/2020
Gary S.
United States United States
Bachelor Party Hit!

I bought these for my buddy's bachelor party and gave them to the bachelor. Now, I've never had to question his patriotism, but out on the lake in northern Wisconsin, everyone could see from the tops if his white *** legs to the dunlap of his completely full beer belly, that this guy was patriotic AF and a real American! I'm going to get a pair of these for myself now, so my wife can see me hoist these up my flagpole!

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