ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
I'll take two of everything. 2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 Trump terms -- and 2 of this shirt. Deal with it.
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin' eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ring tone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you're American AF -- and you need this shirt.
"This shirt gives you a raging freedom boner and pisses of commie scum simultaneously. The best part is your freedom boner is so huge you've already got a tool to beat the commies up and send them home with a concussion provided by some Grade A USDA approved beef. They'll...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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