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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
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Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
1918. 1945. 20?? We've already got two world war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.  
We've already got two world-war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.
The oath of enlistment has no expiration. Proud US Veteran!
Ex-servicemen is a myth. The title is earned and forever. Veteran.
You’re a survivor, a badass, a hero… and you can drink until the sun comes up, run a mile, and then do a hundred pushups. Yep. You are Veteran as F***.
Do you only use the term "Veteran" because "Bad Ass Mother F******" won't et you saluted. If so, you are "Veteren As F***". Wear this shirt with pride.
Buy this shirt for your favorite, most okayest veteran friends and family. They will beam with ironic pride and gratitude. To which you say, “You are welcome”.
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
When you pursue a DD-214 instead of your PhD.
If you don't know what a DD-214 is, don't ask.
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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