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"This shirt not only gives you Holy Power but it gives you the strength and courage as a True kickass American wherever you go, be it Walmart or the Ghettos people will stand up with tears in their eyes and say " I love the USA!!"
The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
Shockingly, most of the world’s inhabitants believe pizza originates from parts of Central and Southern Italy. To put this in perspective, however, those same people are also afraid of North Korea and Kim Jong-un’s haircut—see what we’re getting at, here? Breathe easy, faithful patriots—pizza is as American as baseball, apple...
I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
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