ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Women’s Independence Day - 2018
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
America the great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There's a reason most...
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...
They say NPC memes are dehumanizing... But then they also turn around and call Trump supporters Russian bots? What a time to be alive!
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
Ah, the seven patriotic sins... The perfect shirt for your guilty American pleasures.
If you belong in Hillary Clinton's basket of deplorables you might rate to be a proud member of Joe Biden's dregs of society.
Some say if you wear this shirt when you walk into the Space Force recruiter's office they'll instantly make you a shuttle door gunner...
Represent the Space Force in style and Make Space Great Again with a shirt that's truly out of this world!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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