This one's for every type of runner.
If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble.
If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!)
If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
We’ve seen some good coasties in our day. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, in fact. And from what we can tell, you are - without a shadow of doubt - the World’s Okayest Coastie. Congratulations! Have a cookie and a t-shirt!
If you’re a mean, lean, ass-kicking machine that can party all night, wake up at 5 AM to run 5 miles, and then do 100 pushups with one arm behind your back… then props to you, because you are the World’s Okayest Marine!
Sometimes you vote, when you can be bothered. You hate war, but understand the need for a strong military presence. You love universal healthcare, but are getting more and more annoyed with the taxes coming out of your paycheck. Blue isn't really your color. You're the world's okayest Democrat.
You vote sometimes, if it seems important. You value life, but kinda get where those Pro-Choicers are coming from. You hate big government, but still enjoying basic human rights like safe roadways and healthcare. You're the world's okayest Republican.
You are a coastie, you will always be a coastie, and you will die as the “World’s Okayest Coastie”! Then, you will be remembered across the land as the greatest of the okayest of all the coasties. Props.