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You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!
You vote sometimes, if it seems important. You value life, but kinda get where those Pro-Choicers are coming from. You hate big government, but still enjoying basic human rights like safe roadways and healthcare. You're the world's okayest Republican.
The official shirt of former New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
All hands on deck! It’s time to set sail! Put on your World’s Okayest Sailor shirt to let everyone know you mean business. Now, avast ye matey!
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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me.
Buy this shirt for your favorite, most okayest veteran friends and family. They will beam with ironic pride and gratitude. To which you say, “You are welcome”.
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Give the t shirt that says, "No need to get in the cockpit. How about you grab these paddles and go stand out there on the deck."
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