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You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
Give the shirt that says, "Rifles aren't for everyone, but I hear you are really fast typist. "Worlds Okayest Soldier".
Give the t shirt that says, "No need to get in the cockpit. How about you grab these paddles and go stand out there on the deck."
Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
You are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal” and you want everyone to know it. Throw an okay party with okay beer and show off your okay ass. Because you’ve earned it!
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
  We’ve seen some good coasties in our day. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, in fact. And from what we can tell, you are - without a shadow of doubt - the World’s Okayest Coastie. Congratulations! Have a cookie and a t-shirt!
You might not be the highest-ranked military member, but at least you’re the World’s Okayest Corpsman. That’s a damn fine accomplishment in our book, so wear it with pride!
If you’re a mean, lean, ass-kicking machine that can party all night, wake up at 5 AM to run 5 miles, and then do 100 pushups with one arm behind your back… then props to you, because you are the World’s Okayest Marine!
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
All hands on deck! It’s time to set sail! Put on your World’s Okayest Sailor shirt to let everyone know you mean business. Now, avast ye matey!
Hey, you can't always be the best at everything all the time. And even if you are, this is a great way to prove that you are also the best at being humble.
Let no man be okay-er than you. Fight for it. Bleed for it. Vomit for it. Keep it up, you’re almost there. And when you get there, we’ll have a shirt for you: World’s Okayest Airman.
If you’re the World’s Okayest Coastie, then the world needs to know. Get the word out with this accurately awesome coastie t-shirt.
Buy this shirt for your favorite, most okayest veteran friends and family. They will beam with ironic pride and gratitude. To which you say, “You are welcome”.
The official shirt of former New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Sometimes you vote, when you can be bothered. You hate war, but understand the need for a strong military presence. You love universal healthcare, but are getting more and more annoyed with the taxes coming out of your paycheck. Blue isn't really your color. You're the world's okayest Democrat.
You vote sometimes, if it seems important. You value life, but kinda get where those Pro-Choicers are coming from. You hate big government, but still enjoying basic human rights like safe roadways and healthcare. You're the world's okayest Republican.
"Worlds Okayest Republican"....The shirt that's part of the welcome package handed out to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's campaign volunteers, during his annual presidential primary runs.
You are a coastie, you will always be a coastie, and you will die as the “World’s Okayest Coastie”! Then, you will be remembered across the land as the greatest of the okayest of all the coasties. Props.
Celebrate your rise in the ranks, and let everyone know that you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”! That makes you okay-er than every other lance corporal on earth!
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