Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.

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Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.

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MH
07/23/2019
Matthew H.
Perfect

Perfect fit. Soft also. And I'm a larger guy, so the 2XL fit really good. I'm definitely going to buy another one. Maybe the Clinton or Reagan one.

EF
08/09/2018
Eugene F.
LOVE THIS SHIRT!!!

Get compliments on this shirt every time I wear it!!!!!

RH
07/02/2018
Robert H.
Bossanova

I've never felt equally at this intensity before!

RS
06/24/2018
Richard S.
Pretty decent.

This shirt allows me to show to my fellow Americans just how proud I am to have a strong lineage of American heroes that can guide me in life.

EH
08/18/2017
Edward H.
Bad ***

If you don't like Abraham Lincoln on this T-shirt that I don't like you. It's bad ***.

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