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Abe Lincoln: The Emancipator Zoom has a rating of 4.8 stars based on 12 reviews.

Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.
  • Printed in USA.
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  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material
  • Photos are computer-generated approximations.
  • Back side is white.
  • Dye sublimation printing is amazing, but it’s not perfect. The product may contain smudges or irregularities along the seams or under the armpit of the sleeves. Each item is a unique, 1 of-a-kind product, printed exclusively for the customer who ordered it.

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Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.
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