Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
What keeps Mad Dog Mattis awake at night? Nothing. He keeps other people awake at night.
100% polyester mesh
high quality colors and graphics
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