So this is the 2nd month that I've received a monthly shirt. May's "freedom sauce" shirt made me crave a delicious and meaty bacon cheeseburger with some Heinz 57 and a side of freedom fries salted with the tears of commies and liberals. The "pastriot" shirt this month has me craving some bear claws loaded with apples hand picked from Johnny Apple Seeds trees themselves. Now I just need some bourbon and I'll be complete.