What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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EH
01/27/2020
Erik H.
Awesome shirt

Awesome shirt

JS
01/15/2020
Jessica S.
My husband loves his new

My husband loves his new shirt and our friends think it is hilarious.

MD
11/13/2019
Marilyn D.
It fits great and man

It fits great and man does it p*** off Liberals!

WS
10/15/2019
William S.
Love it

It says exactly how i feel

CC
10/13/2019
Chris C.
Great shirt

Comfortable shirt

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