Secretary of Defense? More like Secretary of Offense. Meet General "Mad Dog" Mattis. When ISIS found out Mad Dog was named the new Defense Secretary, they immediately surrendered. And so did France, just to be safe... Merica.

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Secretary of Defense? More like Secretary of Offense. Meet General "Mad Dog" Mattis. When ISIS found out Mad Dog was named the new Defense Secretary, they immediately surrendered. And so did France, just to be safe... Merica.

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