$ 21.99
It's a myth that Ben Franklin flew a kite during a lighting storm, that's the pansy version of what really happened. Franklin used the kite as a jet pack while protecting America from all the haters. He built himself wolverine-style spikes in his hands (he was inventor after all) that conducted lightning strikes into energy for the jet pack. He never actually stabbed anyone (expect for Zeus, but he was asking for it) the spikes were really for the jet pack's energy, and to show everyone he was bad a**.
We reached our goal! You can keep buying until the campaign ends!
0
Days
Days
0
Hours
Hours
0
Minutes
Minutes
0
Seconds
Seconds
It's a myth that Ben Franklin flew a kite during a lighting storm, that's the pansy version of what really happened. Franklin used the kite as a jet pack while protecting America from all the haters. He built himself wolverine-style spikes in his hands (he was inventor after all) that conducted lightning strikes into energy for the jet pack. He never actually stabbed anyone (expect for Zeus, but he was asking for it) the spikes were really for the jet pack's energy, and to show everyone he was bad a**.
1
ONLY PURCHASE THIS ITEM IF YOU HAVE BEEN DIRECTED BY OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT TO DO SO.
14
George Washington Wrestling redcoat
Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
5
We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
AS FEATURED IN
Excl. postage