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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. Trigger a heatwave and watch them melt!
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
Trump's been pouring red, white and blue freedom salt into the wounds of every hater since 2016. A welcome edition to American tradition, for sure.
If you're planning on getting Donald Drunk this Saint Patrick's Day at least do it in style!
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
The perfect message for the trendy college hipster in your life. Looks like capitalism wins again, dou-CHE-bag.
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
"Cautionary statement: wearing this shirt may cause uncontrolled sudden surges of pure American patriotism. It may inspire the wearer or those in the vicinity to spontaneously erupt in song: most often the national anthem or America the Beautiful. I give it five stars, all the stripes, and bombs bursting in...
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can easily...
Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only...
Someone asked me what my spirit animal was. Did I say tiger? Lion? Snake? No. My spirit animal would be a bald eagle Trump. I'm proud to say that.
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
The MAGA duo that made the entire snowflake underground have a complete meltdown. Kanye is the ying to Trump's yang.
America the great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There's a reason most...
General Mattis knows what it takes to have a successful 4th of July -- or general summer. It's a plan. Be polite, be prepared, but have a plan to kill every beer you see.
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
Summer might be coming to an end soon but that doesn't mean shorts season is too. Everyday is leg day when the sky's out so let those thighs out!
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
This is how patriots take a knee and protest tyranny and oppression all over the world one shell at a time. What do you stand for?
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
Keep this little winner in your back pocket. It's not about race. It's not about gender. It's the card to beat all cards. The Trump Card. America played it.
Front and Back print.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder... Raise your hand and take the pledge if you still like beer!
"SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER"! Thats right, if you ain't first, you're last...Words to live by from the immortal Ricky Bobby This shirt is the "Bake" half, so surely you're going to want to get the "Shake" half as well. Makes a great gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, or any friend...
Before Snapchat, if you wanted to send a saucy picture of a controversial Richard -- you had to develop that photo and mail it. Show off that Richard pic with no shame in this printed tee.
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin' eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ring tone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you're American AF -- and you need this shirt.
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
Prove that just because you're a conservative doesn't mean you don't support LGBT causes. Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump.
Some special occasions -- like the Independence Day -- require a higher level of partying. If you're going to get so drunk you have to crawl home, at least do it like a Marine. Make General Chesty proud.
If you're planning on getting Donald Drunk this Saint Patrick's Day at least do it in style!
"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children....
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