Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
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Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
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