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Organic Chocolate 8===) for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, and a perfect Valentines day gift for her or him!
The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions,
Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions,
Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's (victim) name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the chocolate dick, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
Also Check Out >>> The Don Regular Edition
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Organic Chocolate 8===) for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, and a perfect Valentines day gift for her or him!
The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions,
Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions,
Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's (victim) name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the chocolate dick, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
Also Check Out >>> The Don Regular Edition
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Make sure to enter the recipient's name and address on the shipping screen during checkout, not yours.
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