I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in butterflies have always pissed me off. I can fart mustard gas on command, and I can belch the entire national anthem in one breath. I am the master of modern warfare, and all my enemies fall beneath my feet… which have also increased in size. I can now call eagles from the sky on command, and send them off to poop on anyone I point out. And in my dreams, I see a future of death, destruction, fire, and beer. So I guess everything’s going to work out just fine.

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I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in butterflies have always pissed me off. I can fart mustard gas on command, and I can belch the entire national anthem in one breath. I am the master of modern warfare, and all my enemies fall beneath my feet… which have also increased in size. I can now call eagles from the sky on command, and send them off to poop on anyone I point out. And in my dreams, I see a future of death, destruction, fire, and beer. So I guess everything’s going to work out just fine.

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07/18/2016
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FDR in a mech & Reagan on a raptor?!? Why aren't these fine works of art in a museum??

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