I bought this shirt for my sexy-ass to be buried in. I’ll have a permed-french-mullet, a beer in my hand, and a coffin lined with alligator skin. And this shirt. Because FINDERS KEEPERS! Because ‘Merica! Because every future f***er needs to know exactly who that damn moon belongs to! Watch for my funeral march on the news - it will be the one with the black pickup truck, the mad mandolin players, and the hell-raising fiddle-killers rolling down Route 66. And tell my great-grand-babies to stake our new ranch on the moon before the damn Russians get there!
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I bought this shirt for my sexy-ass to be buried in. I’ll have a permed-french-mullet, a beer in my hand, and a coffin lined with alligator skin. And this shirt. Because FINDERS KEEPERS! Because ‘Merica! Because every future f***er needs to know exactly who that damn moon belongs to! Watch for my funeral march on the news - it will be the one with the black pickup truck, the mad mandolin players, and the hell-raising fiddle-killers rolling down Route 66. And tell my great-grand-babies to stake our new ranch on the moon before the damn Russians get there!
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% combed ringspun cotton
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