Ah, the good old days -- when everybody wasn't such a pussy. When everybody wasn't such a melting, whiny snowflake. It was a more magical time and you can relieve it with this General Mattis t-shirt.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Ah, the good old days -- when everybody wasn't such a pussy. When everybody wasn't such a melting, whiny snowflake. It was a more magical time and you can relieve it with this General Mattis t-shirt.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft. This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
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What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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