
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.
Not wanting to wait a moment more, I ripped off my old shirt Hulk Hogan style with a barbaric YAWP that must've been heard many, many feet away. I pulled on my new favorite shirt and providence moved.
I was no longer the same person. I mean, I was me, but so much more! It was as if Lincoln himself melded powers with me. I was no longer just ridiculously awesome. I was ridiculously awesome AND an EMANCIPATOR. I was and am now an official Freedom Fighter!
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.
Not wanting to wait a moment more, I ripped off my old shirt Hulk Hogan style with a barbaric YAWP that must've been heard many, many feet away. I pulled on my new favorite shirt and providence moved.
I was no longer the same person. I mean, I was me, but so much more! It was as if Lincoln himself melded powers with me. I was no longer just ridiculously awesome. I was ridiculously awesome AND an EMANCIPATOR. I was and am now an official Freedom Fighter!
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