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We don't tolerate hateful words like "lazy" around here. Other people just don't understand what it means to be physically conservative. They're stuck in 2017 while we're living in 3017. The future is now.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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We don't tolerate hateful words like "lazy" around here. Other people just don't understand what it means to be physically conservative. They're stuck in 2017 while we're living in 3017. The future is now.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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