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“If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.
When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Our current Secretary of Agriculture is more like a Secretary of Nag-riculture. Stop the nagging and let the blood rain down, because General “Mad Dog” Mattis is coming!
Because Blood makes the grass grow.
Mattis for Secretary of the Department of Knife Hands and Throat Punches? Has a certain ring to it. General Mattis would be the perfect man to lead it. Hell, he's the only man to lead it. Get the shirt, and spread the word.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
Get this shirt and start dropping quotes like "Mad Dog Mattis" himself. Gems like, "I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word." and "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my...
Grab the shirt and help generate the word....."Mattis 2016"...Here’s four simple reasons why he is the write in candidate of 2016. He understands and loves America, possesses moral clarity, is a perpetual student of history and people, and he wins. Can Billary or Bigmouth make even ONE of those claims?...
There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.
Think you’re a badass? Have you ever killed 10 insurgents with a grenade… before it exploded? Have you ever told congress to f*** off on the house floor? Have you ever walked through the valley of the shadow of death, and then stopped to take a piss? That’s alright, not...
How long has it been since we’ve had a Secretary of Defense that knows how to kill a man with his own two hands? Well, now we do. Apparently, people actually care about America these days. Welcome to the new department of knife hands and throat punches, General Mattis.
Check out this shirt ladies. General Mattis is such a Patriotic American that the man has fused together with Old Glory. You don't know whether to shake his hand, salute him, or put your hand over your heart and start reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Don't worry, it's not contagious,...