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"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!