"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."

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"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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07/24/2019
Nicole K.
Husband loved it

Husband loved it

AK
10/06/2017
Andrew K.
Shirt is awesome.

Shirt is awesome, wore it as a skivvie shirt and got an earful because the a little red in the letters show, but once I showed the shirt...everyone thought it was great! Just don't wear in uniform, but definitely badass.

NS
07/12/2017
Nathan S.
Slay Bodies

This shirt is awesome!!!! Looks like the print will last forever!!!! Material seems lightweight and breathable

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