"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately extends into a luscious mane that women can't resist and my veins pump with victory juice. I'll be purchasing more of these high quality made in America freedom threads."

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"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately extends into a luscious mane that women can't resist and my veins pump with victory juice. I'll be purchasing more of these high quality made in America freedom threads."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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AB
04/05/2020
Amy B.
Awesome!!!

Awesome!!!

JY
12/07/2018
Jarrod Y.
Bad Assery

Great quality shirt with outstanding print!

AE
07/13/2018
Alicia E.
Bought a shirt for my

Bought a shirt for my husband and he loves it!

JD
07/05/2018
Jessica D.
American as ****!

Love it!

TL
06/25/2018
Thomas L.
Best shirt ever

Desgin is great. Shirt fits as expected. New favorite shirt for summer

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