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Hello Kitty, unicorns and overly protective grandmothers—each of these cares deeply about feelings, emotions and those who find themselves woefully offended at the first sign of freedom. Here’s the deal, though—you’re a woman, and you know what’s up. Make this t-shirt your own, and take a firm stance against touchy millennials, liberal entitlement and idiots everywhere.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% combed ringspun cotton
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Hello Kitty, unicorns and overly protective grandmothers—each of these cares deeply about feelings, emotions and those who find themselves woefully offended at the first sign of freedom. Here’s the deal, though—you’re a woman, and you know what’s up. Make this t-shirt your own, and take a firm stance against touchy millennials, liberal entitlement and idiots everywhere.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% combed ringspun cotton
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Kick feelings in the face with this liberty-loving, pure-blooded American shirt. Let everyone know that you don’t give a flying f*** about their delicate sensibilities. Because ‘Merica!
Sunday is the perfect day not only because it's a day of rest, but because you live in America! You have the right to bear arms written into your home country's Constitution. Sunday is a funday because Sunday is Gunday!
"Try to Stomp on this Flag", a strong message that speaks volumes about the person bold enough to wear it on her t-shirt. It acts as both a warning and a dare. Anyone you meet will know that you mean business. A simple t-shirt + a strong statement = instant...
Hello Kitty, unicorns and overly protective grandmothers—each of these cares deeply about feelings, emotions and those who find themselves woefully offended at the first sign of freedom. Here’s the deal, though—you’re a woman, and you know what’s up. Make this t-shirt your own, and take a firm stance against touchy...
A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...
This red, white, and blue middle finger is for you, ISIS. I'm not scared, cuz 'Merica. Flip the bird to ISIS and get on with your life. You live in the best country in the world!
There’s no crying in baseball, and no damn sappy “feelings” in the constitution. If we had sold this shirt in the 1700’s, then James Madison would have put it right after the 2nd Amendment. But for now, we’ll just put it on this sexy shirt for you.
Last time I checked, it was idiots that were ruining America, not guns. Rather than a wall across the Mexican border, can we build a wall around all the idiots that are currently free to roam the streets? Obama are you listening? Ban the idiots!
The secret to success in America is to work hard. Bust your rump so you can support not only your family, but the millions of other families who didn't get the hard work memo. I mean sure, sitting at home and popping out babies is work right? They deserve a...
Hey, it's all of our favorite things - the sun, fitness, America, stars and stripes, slavery abolitionists, and 2nd amendment rights.
If you're the kind of person who orders sun-dried tomatoes and pineapple on your pizza, this shirt may offend you. If you're the kind of person that scoops up a spider in a jar and puts it outside instead of killing it, this shirt might offend you. If the sight...
Get the shirt that delivers a message... loud and clear. It's our latest addition to the "F Yourself Fall Ladies Line" of tank tops and t-shirts. "If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself" draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. The shirt may...
While the rest of the sheep are sleeping under a false sense of protection from the US government, you can't be fooled. Your daily cardio is exercising your 2nd amendment rights. You know the wolves are coming. You need this t-shirt.
When you’re a venomous snake, you warn people not to tread on you. When you’re a venomous snake in the middle east, you warn people not to jihad on you… and then you bite.
Not into wussies, wimps, or weasels? Have you had it with thin skinned, overly sensitive crybabies that can't take a little criticism (constructive or otherwise)? If so, then here's your shirt ladies. The four words emblazoned on the front..."F*** Your Safe Space", convey a much longer message. Results from a...
If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.
If you keep our nation’s POW’s and MIA’s in your heart and prayers, if you salute the American flag with honor, and if you like to tell all the haters “go f*** yourself!”, then this shirt is for you.
You’re not a sheep, so don’t wear sheep’s clothing. Wear a shirt that says you don’t give a damn about danger as long as it means you’re living free. Because dangerous freedom trumps peaceful slavery every time.
How can you sleep at night knowing the dark, creeping crisis is closing in on America? Leave the guns to each household for protection and ban the real danger to US safety -- Hillary.
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