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No Step On Snek - Flag has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 60 reviews.
"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security.

Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flag pole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."
  • Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets.
  • Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant.
  • Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It is PERFECT for Low-Wind Areas. 
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"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security.

Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flag pole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."
  • Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets.
  • Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant.
  • Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It is PERFECT for Low-Wind Areas. 
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