At the stockings have been hung with care, at perfect right angles with equal distance from each other and the ends of the mantle. You could say I have O.C.D. -- Obsessive Christmas Disorder.
Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
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