Do your muscles scream assault weapons? 

PROS:
* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof.

* The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!
*I've only had it for a few hours, and I've already had several people pay homage to my greatness by randomly giving me money and asking me to date their daughters (men, too...that's a bit creepy, but whatevs).

CONS:
* I inexplicably start every sentence with the words, "Four score." Weird.
* I'm married, and well, the women are insane over my now over-the-top masculinity. I have to keep telling them that this fine specimen of man is taken. Over and over again. Ugh."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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Do your muscles scream assault weapons? 

PROS:
* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof.

* The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!
*I've only had it for a few hours, and I've already had several people pay homage to my greatness by randomly giving me money and asking me to date their daughters (men, too...that's a bit creepy, but whatevs).

CONS:
* I inexplicably start every sentence with the words, "Four score." Weird.
* I'm married, and well, the women are insane over my now over-the-top masculinity. I have to keep telling them that this fine specimen of man is taken. Over and over again. Ugh."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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07/13/2018
Harrison G.
Great tank top!

Fits great. Colors are as advertised. And it’s a really fun shirt to wear!

MM
06/06/2018
Mike M.
Awesomeness in a Tank top

Bought this shirt and several more to kick off summer. Wearing them around the beach bars and flip flop restaurants. People come up to me to high five and compliment the shirts!

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