Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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RG
03/30/2020
Renee G.
Offensive Crayons

These were the perfect gift!!! My friend could not stop laughing as he pulled each crayon out of the box. Soooo glad I got them

JP
01/18/2020
Joshua P.
Hilarious

I put them in my collage student sons stocking for Christmas.... hilarious

AR
12/24/2019
Arvil R.
Offensive crayons

These things are hilarious. If you don’t like them fuckyou:grinning_face_with_one_large_and_one_small_eye:

RM
11/25/2019
Riaz M.
Awesome!

These crayons are great. I’ve already triggered so many Liberals by simply taking a picture of them and sharing on social media. Wait until I start drawing pictures!

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11/03/2019
Antoinette R.
Crayons

They were awesome. Very well made. Great idea

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