"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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03/25/2020
Jason S.
Perfect for coloring with snowflakes

These are creative, hilarious, and a great litmus test if someone has a sense of humor. Snowflakes will blow up early, so I don't have to waste my time with them.

SV
02/02/2020
Susan V.
AWESOME!

These are fantastic! Good quality and so worth the laughs! I bought a couple MAGA coloring books and have been giving as gifts!

PB
01/23/2020
Paul B.
Crayon Eaters Rejoice!

Love these things, not only were they exactly what I thought they would be, I impressed my USMC son with these for Christmas and well, just awesome!

PS
10/01/2019
Patrick S.
**** YOUR FEELINGS

**** YOUR FEELINGS

K
09/28/2019
KAS
Perfect!

Exactly as wonderfully patriotic as we'd hoped. Keeps us grinning at the idiocy of the left. As another reviewer stated "Everything we expected plus more!"

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