when I put this suit on, eagles flock to my arms like I'm some sort of falconer but ya know, with eagles. Donald Trump called me personally and said "damn girl, dat booty." Everyone knows I hate HRC and that if you're a liberal shitbox, don't talk to me. Basically, I have life by the balls when I wear this. I did a keg stand for 30 seconds drinking Budweiser cuz merica that's why.