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"I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started yelling " Allah all-American." They then handed over their vests that then exploded into what can only be described as freedom fireworks in the sky with the image of old glory flashing above us in the clouds, and my (now) pet eagle winking down on me. I got this wonderful shirt in navy blue, and it fits fantastic. Please be aware, you will have the sudden urge to spread freedom across the world!"
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started yelling " Allah all-American." They then handed over their vests that then exploded into what can only be described as freedom fireworks in the sky with the image of old glory flashing above us in the clouds, and my (now) pet eagle winking down on me. I got this wonderful shirt in navy blue, and it fits fantastic. Please be aware, you will have the sudden urge to spread freedom across the world!"
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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When you celebrate the greatest country in the world's Independence Day, you have to go big. You're more than patriotic -- you're rad. Rad, white, and blue.a'."
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It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...
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"This shirt is the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your chest being gently cradled by this justice inducing shirt while every angry anti-US protester and nut job you see grimaces with jealousy."
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Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"