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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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07/19/2021
Harald N.
FranceGreat quality
Amazing product, super comfortable and light, I use it for rock climbing and it's perfect !
MO
06/22/2021
Matthew O.
United StatesFirst time and not the last
Great fit, great feel and can’t go wrong with the Red, White and Blue. Probably my new favorite thing to wear. Shipped pretty quick amd got to me with out any problems.
CK
06/03/2021
Charles K.
United States
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04/16/2021
Tyler R.
United StatesMy wedding vegetables approve....
Outstanding quality. Super well made and even softer than a new born bald Eagle. I can hear Chesty Puller singing the Marine Corps hymn when I put them. My wife can barely contain herself when she sees this massive amount of bulging freedom when I get into bed. Well done gentlemen. Keep up the good work.
RF
01/26/2021
Randall F.
United States
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
290
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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America the beautiful. To us, there is no better place on this earth! Make your statement without saying anything at all.
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unique design
100% polyester mesh
high quality colors and graphics
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