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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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10/13/2020
Andrew R.
United StatesO-M-F-G
Most comfortable silks I’ve ever worn!
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09/03/2020
Steve S.
United StatesAwesome!
My wife loves them on me!
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09/02/2020
Gary S.
United StatesBachelor Party Hit!
I bought these for my buddy's bachelor party and gave them to the bachelor. Now, I've never had to question his patriotism, but out on the lake in northern Wisconsin, everyone could see from the tops if his white *** legs to the dunlap of his completely full beer belly, that this guy was patriotic AF and a real American! I'm going to get a pair of these for myself now, so my wife can see me hoist these up my flagpole!
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07/13/2020
Norton M.
United StatesAwesome product
I had to buy another pair of these awesome silkies. My ex has my first pair and didn't give them back so just ordered another pair. I warned my niece that I would embarrass her by wearing them when we go on walks.
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07/13/2020
Ronald G.
United StatesPure Freedom!!!
If you want to put a little freedom in your life try these.
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
331
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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