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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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BK
07/05/2022
Bill K.
United States
ZT
06/04/2022
Zach T.
United StatesTeddy Roosevelt wrote these. FACT.
Amazing. Simply. Amazing. The inner lining allows you to go commando, as intended by the founding fathers. The stars and stripes pattern lets everyone know that the only thing you love more than establishing your dominance at parties by shotgunning a PBR, is the sweet sweet smell of freedom.
ZT
06/04/2022
Zach T.
United StatesTeddy Roosevelt wrote these. FACT.
Amazing. Simply. Amazing. The inner lining allows you to go commando, as intended by the founding fathers. The stars and stripes pattern lets everyone know that the only thing you love more than establishing your dominance at parties by shotgunning a PBR, is the sweet sweet smell of freedom.
KS
09/22/2021
Kendal S.
United StatesThe softest ball cradle any country has to offer!
My balls are loyal to the red white and blue! These shorts are conversation starters for sure! The most important part is the patriotic comfort they offer you. 'Merica
CM
09/15/2021
Cj M.
United States
584
"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
446
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
346
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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