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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
- Liner brief
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07/13/2020
Norton M.
United StatesAwesome product
I had to buy another pair of these awesome silkies. My ex has my first pair and didn't give them back so just ordered another pair. I warned my niece that I would embarrass her by wearing them when we go on walks.
RG
07/13/2020
Ronald G.
United StatesPure Freedom!!!
If you want to put a little freedom in your life try these.
M
07/05/2020
Marc
United StatesFreedom knows no length
Wear these with pride and confidence and the eagles will scream your name and redcoats will roll in their pitiful graves.
J
06/16/2020
Justin
United StatesSmooth like butta!!
Amazing quality and fit! The only way to go if you’re a true Merican!! Extra small size only!
JM
03/15/2020
Jarred M.
SofterNsh*t
These silkies are the most comfortable price of clothing you’ll ever strap to your bosom. They’re so soft you’ll wanna take them off and cuddle with them like a baby’s favorite blanket. :grin:
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
438
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
330
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
280
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