Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way things should be in the greatest country on earth. Wear this shirt. Warn others. Eat like a queen.
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Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way things should be in the greatest country on earth. Wear this shirt. Warn others. Eat like a queen.
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