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Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only frequent tanning salons, but that you're as jacked as a rhinoceros. Sound familiar? That’s what we thought—commemorate your beautiful body and country with this gym-friendly tank top.
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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