Three Mattis Moon has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 8 reviews.

This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the General Mattis' on my shirt that I, like General Mattis,, am a badass general who knows how to 'be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a badass-Marine-general-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my General Mattis' would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the General Mattis' on my shirt, I told her I wanted have only one ‘retirement plan’ for terrorists. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you General Mattis shirt.
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  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material
  • Back side is Black
  • Unisex Tee Sizes Run Small

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This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the General Mattis' on my shirt that I, like General Mattis,, am a badass general who knows how to 'be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a badass-Marine-general-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my General Mattis' would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the General Mattis' on my shirt, I told her I wanted have only one ‘retirement plan’ for terrorists. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you General Mattis shirt.
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