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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."
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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."
Grab a pair and show 'em how to freedom!
- 100% Poly Sport material - High Quality
- See Size chart below.
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02/12/2022
ALEXSANDRE L.
United StatesIt's like my balls dropped, again
I feel like an unstoppable force of nature. Like a machine gun with a brain. And legs. I feel like I can walk through the Sahara desert with nothing but these shorts, and by the time I make it to the other side I'll be in a brand new Chevy Silverado with yeti 110 loaded with ground camel meat, and PBR. With a rainstorm behind me. Every single steak I cook comes out a perfect medium rare. Even if I didnt light the grill. My girlfriend loves them. Can't wait for the dryer to finish the cycle.
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07/17/2021
Richard W.
United StatesProud to ware the Red-White & Blue
Great quality and style. Best value in board shorts around, highly recommend for every red blooded American Boy of any age!
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06/30/2021
Tina G.
United States
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04/12/2021
Michael L.
United StatesAwesome shorts
The quality far exceeded my expectations. Material and fit are superior.
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03/15/2020
Seth R.
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it...
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