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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."
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