What keeps Mad Dog Mattis awake at night? Nothing. He keeps other people awake at night.
100% polyester mesh
high quality colors and graphics
FABRIC & CARE
I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...