USMC - Mattis - Secretary of Offense has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 1 reviews.

"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
Notify me when back in stock
Select Your Style

Protected by McAfee Secure Checkout

"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity, stating "it was the best orgasm I will ever have". I give this shirt a 12/10 because it also caused ISIS to commit mass suicide with just one glance."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
JUST SEEN
AS FEATURED IN

Search

Just added to your cart:
Qty:
Total:
Subtotal:
Excl. postage 
My Cart
Just added to your wishlist:
Excl. postage 
My Wishlist