I am Catleesi of House Tabbygaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unscratched, Queen of Meowereen, Queen of the Kibble, the Catnip and the First Meow, Lady of the Seven Kittens, Protector of the Red Dot and Mother of Cats.
"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the a message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few back, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll...
Patriotism has never been looked this paw-some. Red, white, and blue sunglasses help Americat 2.0 shield his eyes from the bright lights of the 4th of July sun. A shirt built for Independence, but appro-purr-ate for any occasion.
Like a needle in a haystack, you probably never thought you'd find the tank top of your dreams. This magical sleeveless number will deliver you right into the Unicorn States of America. Red, white, and blue unicorn patriots dance across this blue tank.
If the jolly roger and the American flag had a baby, it would be this darkly patriotic shirt. If you are an American, and you will salute the flag until the day you die, and you represent all that is American-as-f***, then this is your shirt.