Sometimes candy canes and carols aren't enough. I prefer to fill myself with the real holiday spirit -- it's called whiskey. I'm constantly warm with cheer.
Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
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