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A t-shirt that celebrates what I like to call "the ole standby". The one excuse that can justify just about any action short of rape and murder. "Whiskey Made Me Do It" isn't a cop out at all. It can explain everything from why you got a bullfrog tattoo on your right buttcheek, to why you woke up covered in Miracle Whip, sandwiched between two clowns.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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A t-shirt that celebrates what I like to call "the ole standby". The one excuse that can justify just about any action short of rape and murder. "Whiskey Made Me Do It" isn't a cop out at all. It can explain everything from why you got a bullfrog tattoo on your right buttcheek, to why you woke up covered in Miracle Whip, sandwiched between two clowns.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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