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Forget those other holidays. Christmas is woke AF. I'm woke like a thousand strings of Christmas lights. Woke like the shining north star. Woke like Rudolph's nose.
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Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
The epitome of sibling rivalry -- turning Santa against them. I swear though, it's my brother's fault. Whatever it is.
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Dear Santa, I know my actions seem a bit naughty this year. But I swear, it's my sister's fault!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
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