ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old...
"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition • Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.• 24...
Socialism spreads like wildfire and it's time to grab a bucket.
MAGA: Mueller Ain't Getting Anywhere! No collusion gang where you at?
Four ear-scratches and seven tennis balls ago... Don't vote for the lesser of two good boys in 2020. Vote Doggo/Pupper 2020!
9 out of 10 offended snowflakes recommend daily application of LUBERAL before venturing out into the real world.
They say the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Make the right decision! Vote!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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