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Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!
100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
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SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 30" x 40" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 50” x 60” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 60” x 80” Fleece Blanket
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MEDIUM: Female Shoe Size: 5-11 / Male Shoe Size: 4.5 - 9
LARGE: Female Shoe Size: 11 - 12 Male Shoe Size: 9 - 12.5
Top-grade quality material.
86% Nylon, 2% Spandex and 12% Polyester
With Arch Compression & Heel/Toe Construction
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