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Men’s Independence Day - 2018
327 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
245 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
537 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
279 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
163 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
92 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
216 reviews
Socialism spreads like wildfire and it's time to grab a bucket.
Independence Day Maximum Freedom
16 reviews
Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
16 reviews
"Eagle flying over Mt Rushmore holding a shotgun, shooting lasers out of its eyes, wearing an uncle Sam top hat with flames coming from behind their heads with lasers coming out of their eyes and old Glory flying high above it all... Greatest shirt ever made! I didn't think I...
16 reviews
1933 brought an end to Prohibition and gave birth to the most formidable drinking force to be reckoned with. Rep the red, white and blue with the greatest sports team in the world!
12 reviews
The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
3 reviews
The American Flag Button Down short sleeve shirt is not for those who kneel for the National Anthem. This polyester blend wrinkle free casual shirt features the field of stars on the right side with the stripes on the left, all in vivid true RED, WHITE and BLUE! Proud Americans...
11 reviews
This totally politically incorrect shirt is sure to elicit conversation. The Sex-Ed Button Down short sleeve polyester shirt in a deep royal blue matte finish features a representation of many of the positions of sex. Although this casual short sleeve shirt is classy enough for dressier occasions it is not...
This casual Dream Team Button Down short sleeve shirt in shiny sapphire blue with an all-around USA Logo leaves no doubt which team you support. Need to flex your gigantic muscles? Our custom polyester flexes with you immediately turning you into a professional bodybuilder. With a double stitched customized tailored cut for...
Explore the limits of the universe with this Spaced Out Button Down Polyester Blended Short Sleeve Shirt featuring a motif of America’s Greatest Space Milestones. You are guaranteed that the astronauts were never as cool, calm and collected as you will be when you button up this uniquely designed shirt...
Independence Day Men's Gear
147 reviews
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
The Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer! Made of the highest vinyl quality 30mm PVC material This Trump float is 42 inches GET MORE MAGA GEAR THIS WAY ==>
The Keep America Great Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer! GREAT SIZE FOR KIDS AND ADULTS - Approx 42" Deflated Size of Ring Tube. GET MORE MAGA GEAR THIS WAY ==>
9 reviews
100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
13 reviews
Adjustable snapback baseball hat with two-tone snaps, just like Thomas Jefferson envisioned 3D raised embroidery on front, 13 stars across the back Flag dyed across top and bottom of brim, that men of the earth and eagles of the heavens alike may partake in its glory "Land of the Free"...
Party like a patriot with one handed operation. Creates a vortex pour for smooth and fast delivery that even George Washington would respect.  Holds up to 60oz of independence juice. The perfect party accessory to celebrate America on boat, at a bbq or during a parade.   Sits proudly upright...
Men's Flag Shorts and Pants
459 reviews
  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
1 review
Full elastic waistband and adjustable front drawstring ties Quick dry swim trunks with side seam mesh pockets 100% Polyester, super soft and comfortable fabric UPF fabrication protects your skin by blocking harmful UVA and UVB during outdoor sport
Full elastic waistband and adjustable front drawstring ties Quick dry swim trunks with side seam mesh pockets 100% Polyester, super soft and comfortable fabric UPF fabrication protects your skin by blocking harmful UVA and UVB during outdoor sport
Full elastic waistband and adjustable front drawstring ties Quick dry swim trunks with side seam mesh pockets 100% Polyester, super soft and comfortable fabric UPF fabrication protects your skin by blocking harmful UVA and UVB during outdoor sport
Swim Trunks
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
Men's Flag Shirts
Machine washable Woven shirt Button down 100% Cotton
100% Cotton Rib-knit collar and cuffs Side vent styling
100% Cotton Rib-knit collar and cuffs Side vent styling
100% Microfiber SIZE INFORMATION:   Please allow 1" tolerance on length and width. Small: Chest 38.58inches, Waist 34.65inches, Length 28.35inches   Medium: Chest 40.94inches, Waist 37inches, Length 29.13inches   Large: Chest 43.31inches, Waist 39.37inches, Length 29.92inches   X-Large: Chest 45.67inches, Waist 41.73inches, Length 30.71inches   XX-Large: Chest 48.03inches, Waist 44.09inches,...
Patriotic Jerseys
135 reviews
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
39 reviews
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5 reviews
Whether it's summer fun and cookouts, watching the game with friends or playing in the game yourself, Greater Half basketball jerseys are guaranteed to help you stand out and represent the greatest to ever do it. Show everyone that you are truly a Patriotic American by ordering this jersey today!...
29 reviews
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
Independence Day 'Merican History
1 review
Honest Abe's back and better than ever with his all new Evisceration Proclamation...
437 reviews
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
25 reviews
Buy the Canvas and get the Shirt for 50% off with code: FREEDOM1776 They defended America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. They're the quiet professionals everyone's heard about.
81 reviews
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
46 reviews
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
41 reviews
Four matches and seven rounds ago Honest Abe put the finishing blow on sleevery. Now you can too with Abe the Champ!
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