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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
1 review
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
4th of July: The only day it's socially acceptable to get drunk and blow things up. Is there anything more American than that?
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UNISEX MEDIUM: Female Shoe Size: 5-11 / Male Shoe Size: 4.5 - 9 LARGE: Female Shoe Size: 11 - 12 Male Shoe Size: 9 - 12.5 Top-grade quality material. 86% Nylon, 2% Spandex and 12% Polyester With Arch Compression & Heel/Toe Construction
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.   Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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LOL...The image on this tank top leaves me speechless. Put this bad boy on and go take a stroll through the mall. The looks you get will be priceless. It's meaning? Beats me. All I know is that it's funnier than sh**. I'm Donald Trump and I'm not too sure,...
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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