• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU'RE AMERICAN AF

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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
I'm not drunk, I'm American. This is how we celebrate Independence Day in the U.S. of A! Drinkin' beer and kicking @ss!
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
  Also check out > Black PoloAlso check out > Stars BandanaAlso check out > Safety Glasses Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it Machine washable, with 3" waistband "The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my...
"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era. Also check out > Teddy T Rex - Blanket
Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
The American heart hasn't stopped beating since 1776 and won't slow down anytime soon. Old Glory flies proudly in all patriots who bleed red, white and blue.
1933 brought an end to Prohibition and gave birth to the most formidable drinking force to be reckoned with. Rep the red, white and blue with the greatest sports team in the world!
You don't have to worry about wearing this shirt in public - Floyd Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it anyways.
Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
The perfect shirt for any decorated Meme War Veteran. You earned those stripes. Be proud of your Google skills and sharp wit.
Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
The most important person to land on a New Jersey beach since Chris Christie. Making America great again one paddle at a time. Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Blanket Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Flag Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Poster
As a proud American, I reserve my right to give zero F about my appearance. Plus, I know I look covfefe AF. Trump Hair, Don't Care.
I'll take two of everything. 2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 Trump terms -- and 2 of this shirt. Deal with it.
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?  
There's nothing that says "Classic Americana" like wrapping the stars and stripes around your body. Button-up patriotism all the way to your neck this 4th of July with a one-of-a-kind shirt. For Orders Placed After 6/20 we cannot guarantee delivery before 7/4.  Made in USA
We love a great red, white, and blue stars shirt like anyone else. But then we thought, how can we make this as even more patriotic button down? Even more awesome just like our motherland America? Make some of those stars American Flags. We think Old Glory is proud. For...
Nothing shines as bright as Independence Day fireworks -- except these red, white, and blue stars. Now let's light some stuff on fire! For Orders Placed After 6/20 we cannot guarantee delivery before 7/4.  Made in USA
A shirt for when you want to Make America Great Again, but the dress code is a bit fancier than your cutoff Nascar tee. Collar up and MAGA with this button down. For Orders Placed After 6/20 we cannot guarantee delivery before 7/4.  Made in USA
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