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Men’s Independence Day - 2018
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
Independence Day 'Merican History
"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
Four matches and seven rounds ago Honest Abe put the finishing blow on sleevery. Now you can too with Abe the Champ!
The MAGA train swapped its tracks for some dualies and is rollin' coal and haulin' nukes all across Trumpland, from sea to shining border wall.
Independence Day Maximum Freedom
Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
"Eagle flying over Mt Rushmore holding a shotgun, shooting lasers out of its eyes, wearing an uncle Sam top hat with flames coming from behind their heads with lasers coming out of their eyes and old Glory flying high above it all... Greatest shirt ever made! I didn't think I...
1933 brought an end to Prohibition and gave birth to the most formidable drinking force to be reckoned with. Rep the red, white and blue with the greatest sports team in the world!
The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
Independence Day Men's Gear
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
Be a patriot with comfort and style! Our American Flag Jumpsuit is definitely one of the customer favorites and gets a lot of attention. Grab yours right now!
When future generations look back on this time, there'll be one article of clothing that stands out above the rest -- the stars and stripes fanny pack. Be a part of history. Wear this proudly.
Adjustable snapback baseball hat with two-tone snaps, just like Thomas Jefferson envisioned 3D raised embroidery on front, 13 stars across the back Flag dyed across top and bottom of brim, that men of the earth and eagles of the heavens alike may partake in its glory "Land of the Free"...
The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica. American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses Non-polarized Adult size  
"Lets just say that after putting this mask on I was taken back in time, and watched, as Paul Revere made his midnight ride to warn that the redcoats were coming. And also saw Fort McHenry bombed to pieces and saw Francis Scott Key as he was busy writing our...
From Chasing Death  This is a pre-order item. Shipping starts on June 15th. "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy,...
Looking for tactical party supplies?  Look no further. Introducing: THE MERICA BEER BELT!   
100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
US Flag 3x5 ft Embroidered Stars Sewn Stripes Brass Grommets UV Protection HEAVYWEIGHT 300D Polyester specially treated to dry fast. It will withstand the wear and tear of harsh weather conditions outdoors, keeping its colors vibrant for life!
Patriotic Jerseys
Stand up and show your support for the 2nd Amendment!  Product Details: soft, breathable 100% Polyester high resolution print fully sublimated so wont fade, crack or peel
"A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which could include their own government." ~ George Washington PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester...
Made from 100% soft, polyester mesh fabric, Baseball jerseys are durable and breathable.  Wear it out with friends, rock it unbuttoned at the pool or even layer it over a hoodie and hit the slopes screaming "FREEDOM!"  I honestly can't think of one example where this jersey wouldn't be the absolute...
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
Stand up and show your support for the 2nd Amendment! 
Stand up and show your support for #45!  Finally, a President who truly puts America FIRST!!!  Now who's ready for some football?
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
Dry Clean Only 100% Woven Cotton
Machine washable Woven shirt Button down 100% Cotton
100% Cotton Rib-knit collar and cuffs Side vent styling
100% Cotton Rib-knit collar and cuffs Side vent styling
From Chasing Death  This is a pre-order item. Shipping starts on June 15th. "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy,...
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
Full elastic waistband and adjustable front drawstring ties Quick dry swim trunks with side seam mesh pockets 100% Polyester, super soft and comfortable fabric UPF fabrication protects your skin by blocking harmful UVA and UVB during outdoor sport
Full elastic waistband and adjustable front drawstring ties Quick dry swim trunks with side seam mesh pockets 100% Polyester, super soft and comfortable fabric UPF fabrication protects your skin by blocking harmful UVA and UVB during outdoor sport
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