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No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
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This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
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A match made in holiday heaven -- you and tree. Let me assure you, the tree is not the only thing getting lit this year. Happy Holidaze!
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That feeling when, you're dead inside -- but it's Christmas! Combat that crippling darkness with the twinkle of Christmas lights and this comfy long sleeve tee.
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Your family may not be the smartest, the richest, the most successful. There might not be one relative on Santa's Nice list. But these a-holes are the jolliest.
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How do you like your Christmas stockings? Full? Big? I like mine Well Hung -- right over the fireplace.
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I don't normally do this, I swear. I never do this -- I just got caught up in the cheer. But I put out for Santa.
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Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
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There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
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When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
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Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
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The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!  
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Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
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Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
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Talking to your lost child on the upside-down through Christmas lights? It's a stranger Christmas -- especially when Aunt Edna comes.
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District Mens Shirt Our most popular unisex shirt100% cotton4.3-ounce and 30 singlesRib-Knit Crew NeckDouble needle sleeves and hem
District Mens Shirt Our most popular unisex shirt100% cotton4.3-ounce and 30 singlesRib-Knit Crew NeckDouble needle sleeves and hem
Check Out T-shirt Version Click Here Canvas Mens Raglan 3.6 oz., 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyesterContrast raglan sleeves and neck trimRetail fit, side seamsTearaway label
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
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"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
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The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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4th of July: The only day it's socially acceptable to get drunk and blow things up. Is there anything more American than that?
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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"This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the tar...
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.   Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
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WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  * customized blanket is currently out of stock
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