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WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  * customized blanket is currently out of stock
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SMALL   30" x 40" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  50” x 60” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  60” x 80” Fleece Blanket   
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Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Talking to your lost child on the upside-down through Christmas lights? It's a stranger Christmas -- especially when Aunt Edna comes.
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
I don't normally do this, I swear. I never do this -- I just got caught up in the cheer. But I put out for Santa.
How do you like your Christmas stockings? Full? Big? I like mine Well Hung -- right over the fireplace.
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
"As soon as I put it on, my house started shaking. I walked outside and saw 1776 bald eagles sitting on my roof. They all in perfect unison saluted with their right wing. I saluted back and they screeched the anthem then flew off. In the sky, they made an...
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin' eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ring tone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you're American AF -- and you need this shirt.
"This shirt gives you a raging freedom boner and pisses off commie scum simultaneously. The best part is your freedom boner is so huge you've already got a tool to beat the commies up and send them home with a concussion provided by some Grade A USDA approved beef. They'll...
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UNISEX MEDIUM: Female Shoe Size: 5-11 / Male Shoe Size: 4.5 - 9 LARGE: Female Shoe Size: 11 - 12 Male Shoe Size: 9 - 12.5 Top-grade quality material. 86% Nylon, 2% Spandex and 12% Polyester With Arch Compression & Heel/Toe Construction
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.   Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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LOL...The image on this tank top leaves me speechless. Put this bad boy on and go take a stroll through the mall. The looks you get will be priceless. It's meaning? Beats me. All I know is that it's funnier than sh**. I'm Donald Trump and I'm not too sure,...
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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