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Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
If you were alive during the 80's you know what this is all about!
Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Have you lost it? That loving feeling? Bring it back by conjuring the Top Gun gods with the only ticket we fully support for the 2016 US Presidential election. Fulfill your need, need for speed and buy one for both you and your wingman. A vote for Maverick/Goose is a...
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
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Celebrate founding father George Washington in the role he was always meant to play, cyborg eagle trainer. This tank top depicts the sci-fi movie we all wish would be coming soon to a theater near you, an action-packed patriotic thriller that tells the real story of how George Washington tackled...
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The only thing more glorious than Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this sleeveless number. One look at all the proud Americans in our fan photos will prove this is the most Patriotic...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
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The world looks a bit different after Sharknado. Aviation emergency procedures reflect the new hazards in the sky, inspired by George W's narrow escape after Air Force One sucked up a shark in one of the engines. If your life vest doesn't automatically inflate, press the "Don't you know I'm...
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There are great American presidents, and then there are great American presidents who lassoed themselves velociraptors. In between ending the Cold War and saving tax payers money when the air traffic controllers went on strike, Reagan trained his pet velociraptor, who he named Red, to hold the American flag while...
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Ain’t no party like a constitutional party, cause a constitutional party don’t stop. That’s right, you know our forefathers could throw down like a hoe-down on the 4th of July. Because back then, the only water around was that stuff that fish shit in, and you know, because ‘Merica!
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In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It...
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When Lincoln had had enough of the South's silliness, he rode on top of his blood-thirsty brown bear with an assault rifle in hand to deliver the Gettysburg Address. The outcome? They put up a good fight, but succumbed in the end. When you've had enough of the BS raining...
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NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! That is Spartan law, and Spartan law is a big, beautiful, glorious thing. Just like Trump. And his big, beautiful wall. And his big, beautiful hands.
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“If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
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Mad Donald Trump is furious and coming for Hillary in November.  Get this shirt and trigger your favorite liberal!
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Are you not entertained? The most bad-ass, blood-thirsty US Presidential candidate in history is giving the performance of a lifetime in the 2016 election. Donald Trump knows how to win and he's going for it. America will never be the same after Trump reigns victorious over the evils of gladiator...
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When the weight of 28 Olympic medals around your neck, American heroes like Michael Phelps can't be bothered to deal with your sh*t. Leave this American treasure alone or the honorary bald eagle will show you what's up. Take the lesson from Phelps, pull on this tank top, pull up...
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"Is that a Roman Soldier over there?"..."Get him outa here".."Go on, fellas you want to show those soldiers the door please"......."and I only have this to say to you lions....YOU"RE FIRED!"
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Sources tell us that numerous countries are using this tank top as a motivational tool for their athletes. Walk into the Olympic Training Center in Iceland, Peru, or Trinidad/Tobago (wherever that is). It looks like an Annual Convention of the Michael Phelps Fan Club. USA....setting the example for excellence around...
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You don't get any more American than this shirt. American flag? Check. National landmark featuring four of our greatest leaders? Check. A bald eagle carrying a rifle and shooting lasers out of his eyes? A patriotic check! If only the lasers on Mount Rushmore existed in real life, then we'd...
PRE-ORDEROwn a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 24x18"
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“If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
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What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
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Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Donald Trump is large. It's hard to see the physique when he's standing behind a podium. The Donald has muscles that the average human does not. It's all in his book "The Art Of The Deal". His hair can bench press 265 lbs......dead lifts 425 lbs. Not too shabby. Get...
All you have to do is listen to his message, then gaze at that handsome mug. The t-shirt doesn't lie. Of course "She Wants the D". Just ask him, he'll tell you himself. DONALD TRUMP in 2016
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Mad Donald Trump is furious and coming for Hillary in November.  Get this shirt and trigger your favorite liberal!
Vote Donald Trump in 2016. He may be a jackass, but at least he's not a Democrat. Well...maybe a little, but weigh the options.
The only thing worse than an elephant in a china shop? Donald Trump, Mike Pence and a team of close-minded millennials trying to take control of the situation. You heard it here first—they’d run rampant, shattering everything in sight. Please don’t let this happen to the finest country with the...
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?  
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
The Middle Finger coupled with the Red, White, and Blue.......Two symbols universally recognized around the globe. Put them together on this shirt, and they make a powerful statement. This particular one is all for you ISIS.
Due to sheer volume, I know the message on the t-shirt seems like an impossible task. "Idiots" by definition, are a very large demographic, with many sub types....morons, jackoffs, space cadets, and massive tools... just to name a few. Trust me though....effectively solving any problem, requires that you start at...
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!
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CLEARANCE SALE 100% Polyester Sizes run a bit small! Size Chart
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses Plastic Frame/Lens 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses non-polarized  
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester North + South Alliance: Designed in Michigan | Made in Texas Durable cotton-canvas blend fabric - will stand up to workouts and aggressive tailgating Pockets on sides for beer cans, butterfly knives, or rad accessory of your choosing Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs...
Poster Size 23 X 29 An exact replica of the original Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. Written by the founding fathers Accurate reproduction on antiqued parchment HIGH QUALITY
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