"The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my AR15 in one hand and American flag in the other, Master Chief George Washington spoke to me and told me how American I was for displaying him on this beautiful shirt. I saluted him, took a shot of whiskey, said a prayer and vowed to protect my country against any scum bag POS that stands in its way."

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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA

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  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material

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"The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my AR15 in one hand and American flag in the other, Master Chief George Washington spoke to me and told me how American I was for displaying him on this beautiful shirt. I saluted him, took a shot of whiskey, said a prayer and vowed to protect my country against any scum bag POS that stands in its way."

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DR
07/24/2019
Don R.
Awesome shirt

Great fabric, and for an even greater cause!

TH
07/19/2019
Tyler H.
AWESOME!

AWESOME!

GB
07/02/2019
George B.
Love the shirt

Love the shirt

JF
06/27/2019
Jeremy F.
Better than expected !!

Great quality

DB
05/06/2019
Don B.
Great shirt!

Great looking shirt, many compliments coming my way!

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