When the dead start walking it's time to start running! Why not get a head start now? You'll thank us later...
A guidebook for spirits new to the afterlife... Luckily you don't need any guidance because you aren't recently deceased - but you can still enjoy this classic shirt!
This thing reads like stereo instructions! The Handbook for the Recently Deceased just got a strange and unusual shirt to go along with it... Strangely comfortable and unusually appealing, that is.
Are you a strong independent skeleton that don't need no body? This might be the shirt to cover your bare bones.
Pumpkins won't be the only thing getting smashed this Halloween. You'll want this shirt if you plan on becoming a jacked-up o'lantern.
"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few backs, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll surely...
Sweet dreams are made of these. You'll sleep tight knowing Freddy's waiting for you.
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