America the Great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There's a reason most of the world speaks English, and it's not because England sailed around a lot and tossed their flag into the ground 400 years ago. It's because America had the power and guts to get involved in wars that weren't our business to clean house. You're welcome, world.
