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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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10/07/2023
Salvador S.
United StatesGreat shirt!
Good quality shirt. I’ve owned this shirt before and the new graphic material looks great!
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10/05/2023
Ed P.
United StatesAbsolutely love it!
I like to tweak the noses of certain types of people. (they know who they are!) This shirt makes my job soooo easy! Seeing their horrified faces and watching them clutching their pearls makes this my new favorite shirt!
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