$ 19.95
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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KD
11/19/2020
Keith D.
United States United States
Love this shirt!

I am always leery of ordering from a company that I've never ordered from. From start to finish I can honestly say that it was a good experience. I was kept informed of my order status, the shirt arrived and it was just what I ordered. Very pleased with the quality and fit and I will order from y'all again. THANKS!

A American AF - AAF Nation Customer
KB
11/19/2020
Keith B.
United States United States
I smell hippies

Received quickly. High quality, good fit. Love the care info. My favorite shirt. I will order again.

American AF - AAF Nation I Smell Hippies Review
PK
11/19/2020
Phillip K.
United States United States
Freedom

Wear it to your favorite liberal coffee shop and watch all the funny hair colored baristas squirm. You’ll leave feeling the extra length and girth, as you leave behind a wake of confused and offended weaklings. Would recommend only to those that are strong, brave, and free!

SS
11/19/2020
STUART S.
United States United States
Great Conversation Starter

Always an attention getter when you are out with your friends for the holidays!

DW
11/19/2020
Don W.
United States United States
Great Patriot T-shirt!

I wore this to play at a "Derby Party" this year and I got a lot of laughs and reactions from it! Thanks!

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