The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn't if we put a man on the moon, it's JFK's set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling: alien hunter. NASA outfitted him with a special alien killing unicorn. Don't laugh, this unicorn is tough. Its eyes are specially designed to seek out aliens and its horn is a laser capable of slashing through alien skulls. On some nights, when the moon is bright, you can see the green alien blood reflecting off JFK's knife. Thanks JFK, for keeping us safe down here on earth.

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The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn't if we put a man on the moon, it's JFK's set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling: alien hunter. NASA outfitted him with a special alien killing unicorn. Don't laugh, this unicorn is tough. Its eyes are specially designed to seek out aliens and its horn is a laser capable of slashing through alien skulls. On some nights, when the moon is bright, you can see the green alien blood reflecting off JFK's knife. Thanks JFK, for keeping us safe down here on earth.

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02/16/2019
Sherry S.
Nothing better than this shirt!

Nothing better than this shirt! The graphic is amazing and it is super comfy!

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07/21/2018
Ed s.
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This shirt turns heads like no other!!! You will love the questioning looks from everyone that sees it! These guys are killing it! Such an amazing shirt!

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06/25/2018
Kristen H.
awesome

awesome

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07/08/2017
Robert S.
This shirt is AWESOME! The

This shirt is AWESOME! The Large fits me great (slightly loose) and I usually wear Medium-sized shirts.

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06/12/2017
Picka
Wish the shipping was faster

Wish the shipping was faster otherwise good deal

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